Dear stupid new neighbours in the ridiculously small but tall group of houses that were recently built in land that previously occupied only one home. Please turn off your god damned back door light at least some of the time. I know it’s a silly thing, but from where I sit in my room, studying, surfing the webs and downloading all the internets I can see it in the corner of my eye all the time. It’s like having some annoying little fuck poking me in the side of the head.

Oh and another thing, please stop parking on the double yellows. They’re there to say  where you’re NOT allowed to park – not to signify special reserved spaces for annoying tossers who live in a one bedroom “town house” and own three cars. Seriously, fuck off.